Open Letter

Dear Guy Who Handed Me His Self-Produced CD On The Sidewalk Outside The Showbox The Other Night,

I feel terrible about ever having posted anything about this incident. In the immortal words of Prince, I wish u love/i wish u heaven. And long may you run, though that's not Prince.

News Flash

Madonna is incredibly hot. I just saw her not-that-new-anymore new video for whatever that song is called. She should just change her name to Foxasaurus Rex. She hasn't been this foine since Dick Tracy. The end. I'm going to go cultivate the culture of accountability now.